Flat Donuts for Sale! Oh, and a New Friend. OH! and Tango's Makeover

Hey Peoples! (No, that is not a typo. I like saying things that are not plural and adding pluralization!)

I have finally decided to pursue one of my lifelong dreams! Okay, so it's not LIFElong, but how about WEEKlong? I am going to sell donuts! And not just any donuts... flat donuts! Specifically designed to occupy my friend Gizmo's mouth. Oh, and also so we have something to put his special "vitamins" into. Haha.
You gotta admit it's kinda funny.

But seriously, folks. Flat donuts are ALL the rage right now! Great. Now I'm craving DONUTS!

Also, Mo has been putting aside half an hour every night to sew up her friend's monkey. Well, her best friend doesn't quite know about the whole thing, but, uh, yeah. Gizmo does though. Gizmo is Mo's BFF's monkey.
Confused?
Well now ya know how I feel!

Oh yes. I almost forgot to mention my adopted sister Tango got a makeover. She had an eyelash transplant, her ears pierced, and boy, does she look different! That girl looks like, well, a girl! It was a shock to see her when she walked in! I was amazed. Now she's been begging Mo to take her to get hair extensions and some lip plumper.

All the while I sit back and laugh. Oh, and blog it.

Yours not-so-truly,
Yuki

Heights and Measurements

Hi again!
Well, a couple weeks ago, one of our readers asked about my heighth and how I measure up.
So I stole Mo's measuring tape and went to work. But unfortunately, I ended up falling off the chair in a heap of measuring tape. So Mo did it for me instead.

My Heighth is 24 inches from akward bald head to stubby little feet
My waist is 10 inches around
And my legs are 13 inches each

Thanks again, readers for your questions! Keep reading The Dooky!

In other news, today is the dreaded Friday the 13th...
Sound effects please! (Scary organ music and thunder)
I am not ONE BIT superstitious! I could go around town and break mirrors under ladders while spilling salt in cracks in the sidewalks, all while carrying a black kitten!

But maybe I'll carry around a good luck charm just in case...

Yours not-so-truly,
Yuki

It's Been A LONG Time...

Hello my fellow monkeys and humans! First off, I would like to apologize for not writing for a whole, uh, month? Yeah. Sorry 'bout that.
What?? Monkeys are lazy too...

Secondly, I'd like to make a shout-out to Kiki the monkey, who recently was adopted by Mo's friend Raighn. Congratulations Kiki!

Kiki and I have become good friends. Actually, BMFs! (Best Monkeys Forever!) But I also have LOTS more friends, too!

Yuki's Friends

Skully: Raighn's monkey. Isn't quite finished yet.

Gizmo: Lover of flat donuts (among other things)

Tango: Ballroom dancer. One of the Ango Triplets

Mango: Suprisingly not interested in fruit. Ango triplet.

Pango: Good fashion sense. Ango triplet, as well.

Sockii: Chubby. Likes name-brand clothing. Aspires to be supermodel.

Ichi-Gatsu: Currently on diet. Can only eat apples, lettuce and diet water.

KiKi: Raighn's monkey. Had a stuffing disorder

Yours not-so-truly,

Yuki