Hello World!

Yuki here. What's up?
Welcome to the Daily Dooky. You may be asking: "What is all this dooky nonsense???" Since it's probably not in the dictionary, let me explain. Dooky is stuff you probably aren't required to know to get into college or get a high paying job. It's just meaningless, sometimes even stupid ramblings about random things! Fun, huh? Yeah, I know.
So now that you know what this dooky stuff is, let me introduce myself. My name is Yuki. I am a monkey. And not just any monkey that you see at the zoo! Nope! I'm a sock monkey. But wait! I'm not just another red-mouthed , button eyed, pompom capped monkey! My socks have cute little snowflakes drifting down them! Red, pink blue and green. Prettyful!
But don't cast aside the fact I am a monkey. I still like bananas, and I may even fling some poo your way if you get on my nerves.
That's all for now!
Yours not-so-truly,
Yuki

P.S. Happy New Year!