Friday, March 27, 2009

Party in Progress

Hi! So I heard yesterday that Chilly (penguin that lives with us. Kinda like a brother) was planning something. We didn't know what... it was just something. So being the curious monkey I am, I set about finding his Top Secret plans!

I didn't find any plans, but I DID hear from Tango that it was a party he was planning! Yea! I LOVE parties. I was sooooooooo excited! Later that day, I also heard it was going to be a Luau AND everyone from Mo's BFF's house was invited! Cool!

I tried to find Chilly. But he's been gone all night and all morning. Hmmmm.

He better be back in time for the party tonight!

Yours not-so-truly,
Yuki

Thursday, March 26, 2009

A New Baby Sister!!!!

On Tuesday night, Mo spent the night at her best friends house. We all spent the night! It was so fun! Us monkeys were up until 12:30 laughing. I almost wet my pants! Yesterday morning, though, the girls went to the store and came home with twin monkey girls! Agh! They shrieked with laughter as we were forced by the girls to introduce ourselves!

Now I have a new little sister. Great!

Yours not-so-truly,
Yuki

Monday, March 23, 2009

I Have A New Best Friend!

Hi .

So guess what? I have a new best friend. Mo made her BFF a sock monkey named Strawberry. And shes sooooooooooooo cute!! She has pink, magenta, purple and gray stripes, and the most BEAUTIFUL black eyes and eyelashes.

We had a party yesterday with cake, cookies, the whole ten yards! Wait... Well, you know what I mean. It was awesome. But Sockii had some real bad gas. You see, Pango stayed with us on Saturday night, and Sockii stayed over at Mo's BFF's house. Mo gave Pango a makeover like Tango's. And Sockii had some Twinkies ( I should say four boxes) with Ichi. They are NOT following their dieting rules.

I was so inspired by Strawberry's look... Okay, okay, I was a tiny bit jealous...
so Mo gave me eyelashes too. I love to flutter them!

In other news: Gizmo is sick. AAGH! Sockii has some, uh, gas. Gizmo declares he NEEDS another male in the house. Hmmmmm... Get to sewing, Mo!

Yours not-so-truly,
Yuki

Thursday, March 19, 2009

THANK YOU!!

Dear Readers,
I would like to thank you for reading my blog! I have had over 60 views in the last few months! This is amazing! And to thank you all, I am going to be giving out virtual sock monkey making lessons! Next month, I am planning on posting lessons on how to MAKE sock monkeys! Cool, huh?

Every couple days, I will post a new step. (Cutting, Sewing, Stuffing, etc!) So all of you people out there will have new sock monkeys! Yay!

And, of course, if you don't necessarily have a gift for sewing, (Or simply a sewing machine) there will (hopefully) be a way for you to adopt an already-made-with-love monkey from the Monkey Rescue Shelter.

Cool.

Yours not-so-truly,
Yuki

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Flat Donuts for Sale! Oh, and a New Friend. OH! and Tango's Makeover

Hey Peoples! (No, that is not a typo. I like saying things that are not plural and adding pluralization!)

I have finally decided to pursue one of my lifelong dreams! Okay, so it's not LIFElong, but how about WEEKlong? I am going to sell donuts! And not just any donuts... flat donuts! Specifically designed to occupy my friend Gizmo's mouth. Oh, and also so we have something to put his special "vitamins" into. Haha.
You gotta admit it's kinda funny.

But seriously, folks. Flat donuts are ALL the rage right now! Great. Now I'm craving DONUTS!

Also, Mo has been putting aside half an hour every night to sew up her friend's monkey. Well, her best friend doesn't quite know about the whole thing, but, uh, yeah. Gizmo does though. Gizmo is Mo's BFF's monkey.
Confused?
Well now ya know how I feel!

Oh yes. I almost forgot to mention my adopted sister Tango got a makeover. She had an eyelash transplant, her ears pierced, and boy, does she look different! That girl looks like, well, a girl! It was a shock to see her when she walked in! I was amazed. Now she's been begging Mo to take her to get hair extensions and some lip plumper.

All the while I sit back and laugh. Oh, and blog it.

Yours not-so-truly,
Yuki

Friday, March 13, 2009

Heights and Measurements

Hi again!
Well, a couple weeks ago, one of our readers asked about my heighth and how I measure up.
So I stole Mo's measuring tape and went to work. But unfortunately, I ended up falling off the chair in a heap of measuring tape. So Mo did it for me instead.

My Heighth is 24 inches from akward bald head to stubby little feet
My waist is 10 inches around
And my legs are 13 inches each

Thanks again, readers for your questions! Keep reading The Dooky!

In other news, today is the dreaded Friday the 13th...
Sound effects please! (Scary organ music and thunder)
I am not ONE BIT superstitious! I could go around town and break mirrors under ladders while spilling salt in cracks in the sidewalks, all while carrying a black kitten!

But maybe I'll carry around a good luck charm just in case...

Yours not-so-truly,
Yuki

Thursday, March 12, 2009

It's Been A LONG Time...

Hello my fellow monkeys and humans! First off, I would like to apologize for not writing for a whole, uh, month? Yeah. Sorry 'bout that.
What?? Monkeys are lazy too...

Secondly, I'd like to make a shout-out to Kiki the monkey, who recently was adopted by Mo's friend Raighn. Congratulations Kiki!

Kiki and I have become good friends. Actually, BMFs! (Best Monkeys Forever!) But I also have LOTS more friends, too!

Yuki's Friends
Skully: Raighn's monkey. Isn't quite finished yet.
Gizmo: Lover of flat donuts (among other things)
Tango: Ballroom dancer. One of the Ango Triplets
Mango: Suprisingly not interested in fruit. Ango triplet.
Pango: Good fashion sense. Ango triplet, as well.
Sockii: Chubby. Likes name-brand clothing. Aspires to be supermodel.
Ichi-Gatsu: Currently on diet. Can only eat apples, lettuce and diet water.
KiKi: Raighn's monkey. Had a stuffing disorder
Yours not-so-truly,
Yuki

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